Every now and then people send you out all these questionnaire-type thingos. I kinda like them, but never usually answer them.
But now I have. Oh my God, how I have. If you have a hankering to know too much about me, read on:
Name:
Chris, Christopher (to my sister or parents or parole officer), Frosty, Snowman, Notozzie etc etc etc
Birthday:
August 15, 1975
Birthplace:
Hastings, New Zealand
Current Location:
Kitchen counter just to the right of the fish tank
Eye Color:
Green
Hair Color:
Brown, but graying rapidly.
Height:
6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
A bit of both
Your Heritage:
Irish/English and a bit of Tasmanian convict stock in there as well...
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Flip flops
Your Weakness:
High heels
Your Fears:
You have nothing to fear but fear itself... or so said someone at some time
Your Perfect Pizza:
Washed down with a couple cold Sam Adams
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Getting to 12.59pm December 31
Your Most Overused Phrase Online:
LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:
God, give me coffee...
Your Best Physical Feature:
My crow's feet
Your Bedtime:
Too late to be any good in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory:
Can't remember (admit it, you walked right into that one...)
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke (preferably Diet...)
MacDonalds or Burger King:
McD's
Single or Group Dates:
Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Long Island Iced Tea, actually
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate.....
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Coffee (preferable by the gallon-full)
Do you Smoke:
Yes, probably too much. Fact is, I'm jonesing right now...
Do you Swear:
You better fuckin' believe I Goddamn well do.
Do you Sing:
Badly
Do you Shower Daily:
I try, but sometimes a hot face-wash is all I can be bothered with...
Have you Been in Love:
Yep
Do you want to go to College:
Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:
Seven years in and still going strong...
Do you belive in yourself:
I think so
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:
Damn right!
Are you a Health Freak:
Are you fucking kidding?
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Nice big thunderbangers! (see previous postings...)
But now I have. Oh my God, how I have. If you have a hankering to know too much about me, read on:
Name:
Chris, Christopher (to my sister or parents or parole officer), Frosty, Snowman, Notozzie etc etc etc
Birthday:
August 15, 1975
Birthplace:
Hastings, New Zealand
Current Location:
Kitchen counter just to the right of the fish tank
Eye Color:
Green
Hair Color:
Brown, but graying rapidly.
Height:
6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
A bit of both
Your Heritage:
Irish/English and a bit of Tasmanian convict stock in there as well...
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Flip flops
Your Weakness:
High heels
Your Fears:
You have nothing to fear but fear itself... or so said someone at some time
Your Perfect Pizza:
Washed down with a couple cold Sam Adams
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Getting to 12.59pm December 31
Your Most Overused Phrase Online:
LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:
God, give me coffee...
Your Best Physical Feature:
My crow's feet
Your Bedtime:
Too late to be any good in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory:
Can't remember (admit it, you walked right into that one...)
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke (preferably Diet...)
MacDonalds or Burger King:
McD's
Single or Group Dates:
Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Long Island Iced Tea, actually
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate.....
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Coffee (preferable by the gallon-full)
Do you Smoke:
Yes, probably too much. Fact is, I'm jonesing right now...
Do you Swear:
You better fuckin' believe I Goddamn well do.
Do you Sing:
Badly
Do you Shower Daily:
I try, but sometimes a hot face-wash is all I can be bothered with...
Have you Been in Love:
Yep
Do you want to go to College:
Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:
Seven years in and still going strong...
Do you belive in yourself:
I think so
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:
Damn right!
Are you a Health Freak:
Are you fucking kidding?
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Nice big thunderbangers! (see previous postings...)
http://wtfmate-notozzie.blogspot.com/2008/07/storms.html
Do you play an Instrument:
Nope.
In the past month have you drank Alcohol:
Um, I'm a Kiwi, part Irish, part English - I was born with a deranged liver!
In the past month have you Smoked:
Like a chimney
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Nope - none of that shit for me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
They are few and far between when you're married with kids... but yeah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yep, that's where the movie and the restaurant was
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Yich -(
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:
That's called a divorce for someone in my shoes, and no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Nope
Ever been Drunk:
Yep! Fabulously so...
Ever been called a Tease:
What do you think, gorgeous?
Ever been Beaten up:
Shhh, don't tell. You'll ruin my tough guy image! But not without exacting revenge.
Ever Shoplifted:
Yes
How do you want to Die:
"If I die of vanity, promise me, promise me, they bury me someplace I don't want to be, you'll dig me up and transport me, unceremoniously, away from the swollen city-breeze, garbage-bag trees, whispers of disease and the acts of enormity, and lower me slowly, sadly and properly, Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy, At the hundredth meridian where the great plains begin..."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
An astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit:
New Zealand!
Favourite Eye Color:
Whatever's looking sexily at me...
Favourite Hair Color:
Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair:
As long as it's clean, smells good, and feels good, it's all good...
Height:
Not bothered a bit
Weight:
Whatever God gave ya!
Best Clothing Style:
Relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Um, I plead the Fifth
Number of CDs I own:
Dunno - can't keep track of the piles
Number of Piercings:
None
Number of Tattoos:
One
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
Don't regret a thing - life's too short so live it!
Ocean or Lake?
Ocean - born and raised on the Pacific, now I'm a couple thousand miles away in any direction...
Pizza or Chinese?
Chinese
Mansion or Penthouse?
Mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski?
Nope
Are you afraid of clowns?
No
How many brothers/sisters do you have?
One older sister
Favorite band/group?
The Tragically Hip
Baseball or football?
Baseball
Favorite brand of makeup?
Whatever makes my girl look good! Waffles or pancakes?
Pancakes with butter and dripping with maple syrup
Do you have an IPod?
Nope, I have a non-Ipod mp3 player. Fuck Apple.
Bike or scooter?
Bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon?
No
How will you celebrate turning 21?
With many fond memories - thanks Sammy!!!
What brand computer do you have?
Compaq
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld?
None, but I envision having to take my girls there at some stage!
Favorite city?
London, England
Ice cream or frozen yogurt?
Ice Cream
Do you think you are fat?
Maybe could use a little work...
Ever throw up in a public place?
Yep
Do you have a pool?
No
Ever drive a car?
Yes
How many times a month do you go to the movies?
Huh? That's a good one... It should be how many times a year...
Last movie you saw?
Tropic Thunder
Do you play an Instrument:
Nope.
In the past month have you drank Alcohol:
Um, I'm a Kiwi, part Irish, part English - I was born with a deranged liver!
In the past month have you Smoked:
Like a chimney
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Nope - none of that shit for me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
They are few and far between when you're married with kids... but yeah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yep, that's where the movie and the restaurant was
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Yich -(
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:
That's called a divorce for someone in my shoes, and no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Nope
Ever been Drunk:
Yep! Fabulously so...
Ever been called a Tease:
What do you think, gorgeous?
Ever been Beaten up:
Shhh, don't tell. You'll ruin my tough guy image! But not without exacting revenge.
Ever Shoplifted:
Yes
How do you want to Die:
"If I die of vanity, promise me, promise me, they bury me someplace I don't want to be, you'll dig me up and transport me, unceremoniously, away from the swollen city-breeze, garbage-bag trees, whispers of disease and the acts of enormity, and lower me slowly, sadly and properly, Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy, At the hundredth meridian where the great plains begin..."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
An astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit:
New Zealand!
Favourite Eye Color:
Whatever's looking sexily at me...
Favourite Hair Color:
Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair:
As long as it's clean, smells good, and feels good, it's all good...
Height:
Not bothered a bit
Weight:
Whatever God gave ya!
Best Clothing Style:
Relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Um, I plead the Fifth
Number of CDs I own:
Dunno - can't keep track of the piles
Number of Piercings:
None
Number of Tattoos:
One
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
Don't regret a thing - life's too short so live it!
Ocean or Lake?
Ocean - born and raised on the Pacific, now I'm a couple thousand miles away in any direction...
Pizza or Chinese?
Chinese
Mansion or Penthouse?
Mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski?
Nope
Are you afraid of clowns?
No
How many brothers/sisters do you have?
One older sister
Favorite band/group?
The Tragically Hip
Baseball or football?
Baseball
Favorite brand of makeup?
Whatever makes my girl look good! Waffles or pancakes?
Pancakes with butter and dripping with maple syrup
Do you have an IPod?
Nope, I have a non-Ipod mp3 player. Fuck Apple.
Bike or scooter?
Bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon?
No
How will you celebrate turning 21?
With many fond memories - thanks Sammy!!!
What brand computer do you have?
Compaq
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld?
None, but I envision having to take my girls there at some stage!
Favorite city?
London, England
Ice cream or frozen yogurt?
Ice Cream
Do you think you are fat?
Maybe could use a little work...
Ever throw up in a public place?
Yep
Do you have a pool?
No
Ever drive a car?
Yes
How many times a month do you go to the movies?
Huh? That's a good one... It should be how many times a year...
Last movie you saw?
Tropic Thunder
Who is your hero?
My Father (shut the fuck up...)
How old are your parents?
At this time 65 and 60
What deceased person would you like to meet?
Sir Edmund Hillary
Do you chew ice?
Yes
Have you been to California?
LAX, baby
Last book you read?
"The Day of Battle" by Rick Atkinson
Favorite teacher?Miss Kelly - 4th Form Math. Didn't learn too much though... ;)
Do you like to go fishing?
Yes, but do I catch anything?
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had?
A few girlfriends here and there
How many of those do you regret?
The ones whom I couldn't remember the next morning ;)
What is you average in school?
Good enough to get out!
Favorite professional team?
Minnesota Wild
Do you like mohawks?
Yes - used to have one in High School
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Not enough
Do you floss?
I'm too uncoordinated
Do you have braces?
Used to...
What is your last thought before falling asleep?
Why do I have to get up in 5 hours?
Do you fall in love easily?
Yes
Ever have a crush and they never knew?
Yes
Do you babysit?
Nope
Ever been shot at?
Only by Cupid's arrow...
Do you work out/exercise?
Ha!
Do you have 6 pack abs?
No, I have a well-cultivated keg, thank you very much
Do you consider yourself nice?
Yes
What movie character would you like to be?
Mr Pink - he got away with it all... And I totally believe in the whole tipping thing...
Did you ever go to camp for the summer?
Nope
Ever been bit by a snake?
Nope
Have you been on a boat?
Yes
Name of friend you have known the longest?
CDK (front row, center)
Do you bite your nails?Shhh, yes
Do you like jumping on a trampoline?
Yes, but I get winded easily!
Ever break a bone?
Multiple at multiple times
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle?
Aunty Anne (RIP...)
What is your ultimate job?
Getting paid to be myself...
Do you want to walk on the moon?
Nope - I hear it's cold up there
Can you name the seven dwarfs?
Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Nosey and that other one
Favorite TV show?
The Amazing Race
Apples or oranges?
Apples
Favorite model of car?
1949 Stepside Chevy truck
Favorite flower?
Daffodils
Favorite color?
Chrome
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom?
Every night!
Ever climb out your bedroom window?
Yes, but it was a long way down
Do you live in an apartment or house?
House
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups?
None
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose?
Nope, but beer has!
How many cousins do you have?
A truckload
Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope
If you were a bird, what would you be?
Kea - look it up if you don't know (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kea)
Ever get stitches?
Yes
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be?
Nope, but a hint would be nice
How many kids do you want to have?
I'm "done" at two...
If you could change your name, what would it be?
Randy Cobra
Dogs or cats?
Cats
Who do you tell your problems to?
My wife
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they won't tell?
My wife, but not my kids
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, sure happened to me!
Do you go to church?
Every now and then
Would you marry outside your religon?
Have done
Volleyball or tennis?
Tennis
How many people were at your last party?
About 8, kids, coz it was for Gretch's 5th birthday...
Ever ride in a limo?
Yes
Ever drink champagne?
Yes
Favorite dinner?
Steaks and baked potatoes, washed down with a nice, frosty beer...
Do you like blue cheese?
Only in small doses...
Have you ever gone streaking?
Nope - my goolies flopping about is not a sight for just anyone!
Do you own a gun?
Not allowed by law.
Your favorite song
That's an impossible question.
Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yes indeed. Gotta be some way to keep my BP up.
What do you think of hot dogs?
Why should I even be thinking of hot dogs?
Favorite Christmas song?
"Silent Night"
Can you do push ups?
With assistance.
What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Wedding ring.
Favorite hobby?
Does online gaming count as a hobby?
Do you have A.D.D.?
What's a DD? Isn't that a cup size?
What one trait do you hate about yourself?
I get grumpy too easily.
Middle Name?
Michael.
Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment ?
Why is the sky blue? If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound? Why don't I have a '49 Stepside Chevy in my garage?
Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Three lots of nothing.
Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Coffee, beer, diet soda.
Current worry?
Economic issues
Current dislikes?
The Presidential election process.
Favorite place to be?
In bed...............
How did you bring in the New Year?
Spirit Mountain, Duluth, MN
Where would you like to go?
Away from work.
Name three people who will complete this?
Huey, Dewey and Louie
Do you own slippers?
Kinda, but I wouldn't really call them... oh alright, yes.
What shirt are you wearing?
Boston Red Sox t-shirt.
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Nope.
Can you whistle?
Yep.
Favorite color?
Chrome.
Would you be a pirate?
I could never get the beard looking good enough.
What songs do you sing in the shower?
Country. Badly.
Favorite girl's name?
Kristine.
Favorite boy's name?
Chris. Natch. Or duh, take your pick
What's in your pocket right now?
Cellphone.
Last thing that made you laugh?
Watching MXC last night.
Best bed sheets as a child?
Honestly don't remember having fancy ones...
Worst injury you've ever had?
Knocked out cold.
Do you love where you live?
If I didn't love where I live would I still be living here?
How many TV's do you have in your house.?
3
Who is your loudest friend?
Preston (in a good way...)
How many dogs do you have?
Zero.
Does someone have a crush on you?
If she did at one stage, it's done with now......
What is your favorite book?
"Fox In Socks" by Dr Suess.
What is your favorite candy?
Black licorice.
If you could have any job what would it be?
Groundskeeper at Fenway Park.
What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Amazing Grace" by the Dropkick Murphys
What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Asleep on the chair watching TV.
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
How am I going to answer all these fucking questions???
Cranium overload? Probably. 
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