The Ten Commandments of Frost

Moses went up the mountain, and not just to see what he could see. I went up the mountain and came back with words for thee:

1) Thou shalt not piss J off. Ever. Even if she may be joking, it's hard to tell at times. Don't go there, pal. She'll fuck with your heart!

2) Happiness is a full tank of gas.

3) Thou shalt not get caught checking out the next-door neighbor's 17 year-old daughter and her friends when the parents are gone and they are hanging out by their pool. In bikinis. Small ones. With lotion. Not speaking from experience here, but I can't imagine the stories are true.

4) Always refine the art of "make busy" at work. This is a special skill to have. Plus, always have an "ongoning project" that you can "make busy" with.

5) Thou cannot ever have too many Fat Tires. Or potato chips.

6) What's the fuck's wrong with biggie-sizing once in a while?

7) Thou shall always have a ready hangover cure. Thou at the same time shalt not subject your friends to it. If they can't handle their booze, too fuckin' bad.

8) Thou shall try to get up earlier in the morning. And not keep hammering away at the alarm clock. In fact, thou shall remove alarm clock from general vicinity prior to going to bed.

9) Thou shall always revere the MILF.

10) Blogging is sacred.