Thanks A Lot, People...

Okay, all you people who voted for Obama, thanks very much.

We're officially fucked. Dude's got a chick dog. Looks like Lincoln doesn't think much of that.

Now if it was a Bulldog, Rottweiler, Rhodesian Ridgeback or something with a bit of biffo, America's standing in the world would still be good. Manly, you know, testosteroney. After all, we went from Clinton (let's forget he played sax) getting hummers in the Executive Office, to a hard-working cowboy who loved nothing better than driving his Ford Super Duty around his ranch, cutting shit down with power tools...

But this?

Fuck, even the French are laughing... "Ha ha haaa, ze leetle poof 'as a leetle doggie, woof woof! We weel peess all over 'dem, oui oui!"