Everyone has their favorite holidays. For some it's Christmas, for others, Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve, Easter... Me? I'm a fan of Halloween. I'm also a dude, and occaisionally a bit of a lech. If you are a woman, and you may possibly have some form of objection to this? Too bad.
Therefore, here are my Top Ten reasons I like Halloween. With stupid captions as well. Heh heh.
Wait, wait, let me guess: porn star?
I believe we should have school uniforms in the United States:
I'll have what he's having...
Um, yeah, peace out, Bro!
In the words of Craig Morgan: "I'm Country"
This isn't your father's Navy!
Um, yeah, I wish the NFL had more Rear Judges like the one on the right! 
Nasty Angel + Jello Shots = Danger (or is it fun?)
Little Bo Peep lost more than her fucking sheep...
Never really liked Britney Spears, but have you met her slutty older sister?
Um, yeah, peace out, Bro!
In the words of Craig Morgan: "I'm Country" 
This isn't your father's Navy!
Um, yeah, I wish the NFL had more Rear Judges like the one on the right!
Nasty Angel + Jello Shots = Danger (or is it fun?)
Little Bo Peep lost more than her fucking sheep... 
Never really liked Britney Spears, but have you met her slutty older sister? Strangely enough I feel the need to start reading the Harry Potter books:
In summation, see below. No further captioning necessary. Phwoarr.
In summation, see below. No further captioning necessary. Phwoarr.
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