Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories:

an action verb - John really gives a fuck
a passive verb - Mary really doesn't give a fuck
an adverb - Mary is fucking interested in John
a noun - Mary is a terrific fuck
an adjective - Mary is fucking beautiful
an interjection - Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary
a conjunction - Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to many situations:

1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
23. Anatomical Description "He's a fucking asshole"
24. Telling Time "It's five fucking thirty"
25. Business "How'd I end up with this fucking job?"
26. Maternal "Motherfucker"
27. Political "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun" - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll" - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive" - Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" - Meriwether Lewis to William Clark
"Any fucking idiot could understand that" - Albert Einstein
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck" - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Sir Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass" - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head" - John F. Kennedy

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word fuck. How could anyone be offended by the word fuck?

Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige.

So tell someone today — fuck you.

For your entertainment pleasure - George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words: