Courtesy of an interesting news cycle, I have come up with the following observations:
1) Anderson Cooper is so far up Obama's ass he can't see daylight... Or is it the other way around?
2) Wolf Blitzer is a dipshit. Why? You might ask? Here's a great example... He hangs up on a Parrish President whose levees are both leaking and about to give way because he wants to (in his own words...) "listen to the First Lady..." Is there any wonder that, ten minutes later, the President is no longer on the line when he returns? It's not like he said "Can you hang on for a while..." or "I appreciate the troubles you are going through..." yadiyadiyada. Nope, plain old hung up.
3) Obama vs McCain - is this election now going to come down to which candidate has the better fund-raising skills? Who is the better humanitarian? Which party has the most volunteers or donors? Instead of bragging about how many volunteers you can gather, how much money you can raise, let's not make it into a race. Just frickin' do it, alright?
4) Geraldo Rivera is the greatest reporter ever born. I mean, just look at how excited he gets!
Please disregard the fact that later he discovered that the guy in the water was from the Army Corps of Engineers and was voluntarily swimming out to tie a line on the tank so the rest of his crew from the barge could secure it, thus saving the possibility of damages to the Industrial Canal wall...
1) Anderson Cooper is so far up Obama's ass he can't see daylight... Or is it the other way around?
2) Wolf Blitzer is a dipshit. Why? You might ask? Here's a great example... He hangs up on a Parrish President whose levees are both leaking and about to give way because he wants to (in his own words...) "listen to the First Lady..." Is there any wonder that, ten minutes later, the President is no longer on the line when he returns? It's not like he said "Can you hang on for a while..." or "I appreciate the troubles you are going through..." yadiyadiyada. Nope, plain old hung up.
3) Obama vs McCain - is this election now going to come down to which candidate has the better fund-raising skills? Who is the better humanitarian? Which party has the most volunteers or donors? Instead of bragging about how many volunteers you can gather, how much money you can raise, let's not make it into a race. Just frickin' do it, alright?
4) Geraldo Rivera is the greatest reporter ever born. I mean, just look at how excited he gets!
Please disregard the fact that later he discovered that the guy in the water was from the Army Corps of Engineers and was voluntarily swimming out to tie a line on the tank so the rest of his crew from the barge could secure it, thus saving the possibility of damages to the Industrial Canal wall...
5) Am I the only person who thinks Sarah Palin is kinda hot?
That's just because I am an Evil Conservative... heh heh heh! I can just picture her reaching up and pulling out the bobby-pins, letting that hair cascade down as she... Whoa, sorry. I'll leave it at that. I have a date this morning with Robin Meade...
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