WARNING!! This is a gratuitously male-oriented posting... but fuck it, read on.
http://www.speedtv.com
The greatest show on TV right now. When the football is sucking on a Sunday night, just tune into the Speed network, sit back and relax, and look at some very, very nice um... cars.
See this is a how about the "tuner" lifestyle. Thanks to shit-assed movies like The Fast and The Furious" we have been all but invaded by "tuners". Hey, I have a Toyota Supra. I'm going to put two-tone metallic gloss paint on it, put gull-wing doors, a humongous fart can, chrome heads and blah blah blah and take over the fucking world. Does that make me a tuner? No. Apparently I need to be one of two things - either an incredibly scrawny Southern-fried white boy with a lame goatee and a Starter cap turned backwards, or a heavily tattooed Asian/Hispanic, either way I'm going to be constantly blathering about my 22's, 12-inch GRW-7's, widebody flaring on my downforce kit or the new supercharger package I just put in enabling me to drop a 1/4 at 13.32 on my new race-pressure Hankook's...
The greatest show on TV right now. When the football is sucking on a Sunday night, just tune into the Speed network, sit back and relax, and look at some very, very nice um... cars.
See this is a how about the "tuner" lifestyle. Thanks to shit-assed movies like The Fast and The Furious" we have been all but invaded by "tuners". Hey, I have a Toyota Supra. I'm going to put two-tone metallic gloss paint on it, put gull-wing doors, a humongous fart can, chrome heads and blah blah blah and take over the fucking world. Does that make me a tuner? No. Apparently I need to be one of two things - either an incredibly scrawny Southern-fried white boy with a lame goatee and a Starter cap turned backwards, or a heavily tattooed Asian/Hispanic, either way I'm going to be constantly blathering about my 22's, 12-inch GRW-7's, widebody flaring on my downforce kit or the new supercharger package I just put in enabling me to drop a 1/4 at 13.32 on my new race-pressure Hankook's...
Please, someone give me the definition of a "tuner". Is it a nice way to call someone a "Rice Boy"?
I don't even know the terminology. But, I do like the show. Hmm, wonder why? I believe it is because Charity Hodges is the most amazingly composed, literate interviewer on television right now. Seriously, when she asked DJ Hax if it was possible to scratch and drive at the same time, everyone standing there and watching at home on TV looked at him, to see what his reaction would be. Not at Charity, or her stupendous, gravity-defying bumpers barely restrained by her red tank top. No way. All eyes were focused on DJ Hax.
No, really. Charity, I know you're only there for the eye candy, but I have to give you mad props, yo - as long as you are wearing a low-cut, off the shoulder top and little teeny weensy black hot pants, you have my attention. And his. And his, and his and his.
Oh my, what a tough life this is for some people. Yes, definitely very high-brow. 'Nuff said. But really - this is a show about cars, right?
Um, yeah. Whatever.
No, really:
Mmmm, fancy.
Oh my, what a tough life this is for some people. Yes, definitely very high-brow. 'Nuff said. But really - this is a show about cars, right?
Um, yeah. Whatever.
No, really:
Mmmm, fancy.
1 comment:
What can I say about this? Other than if I came across this program, I'd immediately change the channel. And that guys have a long, illustrious history of confusing their cars with their women, so perhaps it makes sense to combine the two in this television show.
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